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Once upon a time on the internets, Tom Snicklemefarnie started eating pretzels through a tube made of nanotubes that ate Jesus. He left Columbus in Ohio cannibalizing the remains of Lindsey Lohan while performing Never Gonna Give You Up Or I will Eat Barney Kryasst Slow Poke Spastic Jascarr. Then miracles he spoke ate dinosaurs. Supercalifragilisticexpialidoc. Buffalo wings are dancing around. who chews snarfblat horse purdy. TomateMileyCyrus died, so everyone gouged their eyes screaming and jumping hurdles built of dogs and cats flying around through walls. Grandma likes RICKROLLRICKROLL, but hates spammers. So she decided JESUSCHRIST is GAY. NUFFSAID. Donkeys RICKROLLED idiots. So dragons seductively soar in large whales with unicorns. Then Waldo pranced around Chucknorris like a then fiery Cheese sandwich. I crouched down and tried doodle cheesecake rockets. Poop is sparkley and hurts wonderfully when on steroids with love. Also balloons pop on Sunday, when triangles fall destructively onto the buildings in Vhoorl. Cthulhu didnt like what his triangles circled, but decided that clouds Hate the His Chemical This albums. They hated him for theirselves, because ran they came. Cthulhu sprang ninjas out with large insects as purses. Then light |
